The title of this post is my favorite phrase. Learn to love it. It will make you happier than your spouse should.
Okay, but the reason I'm blogging is to post something that happened last night that only I found funny, for some reason. Actually, I know why everybody else found it funny, but I don't know why I did. Hahah. Whoooo. ::wipes tears::
But we had our concert Wednesday. I was bored to tears. And Steve's concert was Thursday. I don't get why I have to go to it every year. I was bored to hysterics. Except watching Ben play cello was pretty funny. And I chatted with Alli, Jess's little sister. (For all of you uninformed readers, Steve sings in Chamber Singers and the Concert Chorale, and I play percussion in Concert Band. And Marching Band, too.)
And for my reason for posting...
Last night, Ali, Cori, Cori's mom, and I went to see Just My Luck. I thought we should see Over the Hedge, but that shows how juvenile I am. Ah, well. I hate when parents tag along. It's so wearisome. ::sigh:: But we went to La Famiglia first, and I can't even type this without laughing. Cori probably doesn't want me to post this, but I don't care. She was drinking Snapple, and I/Ali said something and made her laugh, and she started laughing and then she started choking and it was really funny but she was like really dying and I couldn't help laughing and Ali and Paula looked at me look I was a terrible person. But it was funny!!! And then she starts making these like urk urk sounds and wet burps and then she grabs a napkin and starts vomiting continuously.
Hahahahahahah.
Am I the only one that finds that funny?
Anyway, Paula's like throwing more napkins for her to puke into, and she finally stops, but I haven't stopped laughing yet, and then Cori just jumps right back into the convo.
God, that's amusing. And then I gave her gum so she didn't smell barf-breathy. And then I got a Kid Pack Combo at the theatre, and the guy who rips your ticket up was totally flirting with me. Hahahah.
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH.
The new neighbors were moving in today to wear the psychotic murderer FBI agent used to live!!! The elder is a guy, a senior at Chaminade, and way hot. The girl is a freshman at some Catholic school someplace, and she seems really nice. They have a dog, Rocky, and obviously two parents. It's going to be really nice.
Jess is exhausting me. I've already told her this, so it's okay to post it. It's so dirtbag-esque to post an opinion about somebody without them knowing you have that opinion. But even as I'm telling her that it's draining to constantly have to tell her I love her and pet her, she says, "Nobody cares anyore. Just go away and leave me alone." And that's te point where I believe she would want me to go, "Jess, that's not true. I won't leave you. I love you." Which is exactly what I'm tired of doing. I just can't anymore. I can't.
Oh, MA, am I going to miss Patrick next year.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Svenska
Min mama sajer till mej at jag behover skriva en Svenska mer, och det djor jag, faktis. Jag ar INTE bra at det har. Nej, nej, va sin.
Idag ar Mor's Dag, och jag har malat min mama en hjarta mar mina farjar, och jag tikar at det ar ganska bra. NEJ JAG KAN INTE DJURA DET HAR. NEJ NEJ NEJ.
Ingen forstar va jag sajer.
Majsan och Jesper och Tomas och Hanna comer det har somarn. Det ska vara skeet coolt. Jag tror at alla barn (Steve, Jesper, Hanna, och jag) ska sova en sama romat. Va skoj!
Imorn ve har en lacrosse spel. Mera skoj. Jag vet inte om det ar ivag eller hema. Danielle forstar inte va jag sajer.
Ja, men det sista dagen ov skool jag ska bara prata Svensk. Hela dan. Va mina larar ska saja! Mera skoj!
(Om der ar non som pratar Svensk, jag vill bara saja at jag PRATAR Svensk mika bettra det va jag skrivar.)
Jag tror at fur Jol ve ska oka up till Sverige och se Mormor och Morfar och Stefan och alla voren compisar.
Vet du, Gabby... jag skratar at hon. Vet du va det sajer pa henna's LJ? Det ar sa javla roligt.
Nu jag ska ga och ata not, jag tror, for jag ar hungri.
Idag ar Mor's Dag, och jag har malat min mama en hjarta mar mina farjar, och jag tikar at det ar ganska bra. NEJ JAG KAN INTE DJURA DET HAR. NEJ NEJ NEJ.
Ingen forstar va jag sajer.
Majsan och Jesper och Tomas och Hanna comer det har somarn. Det ska vara skeet coolt. Jag tror at alla barn (Steve, Jesper, Hanna, och jag) ska sova en sama romat. Va skoj!
Imorn ve har en lacrosse spel. Mera skoj. Jag vet inte om det ar ivag eller hema. Danielle forstar inte va jag sajer.
Ja, men det sista dagen ov skool jag ska bara prata Svensk. Hela dan. Va mina larar ska saja! Mera skoj!
(Om der ar non som pratar Svensk, jag vill bara saja at jag PRATAR Svensk mika bettra det va jag skrivar.)
Jag tror at fur Jol ve ska oka up till Sverige och se Mormor och Morfar och Stefan och alla voren compisar.
Vet du, Gabby... jag skratar at hon. Vet du va det sajer pa henna's LJ? Det ar sa javla roligt.
Nu jag ska ga och ata not, jag tror, for jag ar hungri.
Friday, May 12, 2006
Bubblewrap/Hand-Clapping/Self-Amusement
The only reason I'm posting is to post something that I thought about that kept me occupied for quite a period of time. Pffff, screw Jess and Alicia. I'll sum that up to just about the way girls act: Alicia got pissed at me (oh, sorry "annoyed"), I got pissed at Ali, Jess got pissed at me, I got pissed at Jess, Ali stopped being pissed (I mean "annoyed") at me, Jess begged forgiveness, I'm still pissed at Jess. I hate girls. Jeez. No wonder I'm 50% man.
Eric's party was a blast. It was really, really fun. Despite what Mike and Cori, two uninvited loners (sucks for them), may think. Nick was especially amusing. One word: "BUBBLEWRAP!!!" If you don't get it, you're one the outside. Patrick and I... see, we're on the inside.
P and C, meaning Betty Spaghetti and Baby CC, have also created a hand game type of thing. Whenever we do something really fabulous, we take the letters of in the fabulous word and we square the number of letters, right? Then we do that many high-fives. It's pretty wicked ill. Totally rad. Completely skater-lingo-esque.
Back to my inane self-amusment. I seriously don't need anything else but myself... and probably Patrick and Sophia to spur these thoughts. But I said, "HOLY SEX!!!" in our little AIM chat, and that made me laugh and think about how funny of a statement that is. Because it's like Catholic priests and small boys. Boy oh boy, I am very not PC. Hehe. How bamf.
Bah, I'm too bored to blog every single thing I've do OH WAIT I GOT A 95 ON MY PRACTICE REGENTS!!! HELLS YES!!! AND 100 ON MY MATH QUIZ!!! I AM A GENIUS!!! KISS ME!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE KISS ME BEFORE MY EUPHORIA WEARS OFF!!!
Bah, I'm bored again. Euphoria again. Oh, talking about euphoria, that note from Eerik to Shannon that pretty much the whole school knows about is giving me quite a giggle. I am a mean, mean person. But it's so funny!!!! Jeez Louise.
Oh, talking of Louise, the girl who plays Scout in the TKAM movie is pretty much the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Eric's party was a blast. It was really, really fun. Despite what Mike and Cori, two uninvited loners (sucks for them), may think. Nick was especially amusing. One word: "BUBBLEWRAP!!!" If you don't get it, you're one the outside. Patrick and I... see, we're on the inside.
P and C, meaning Betty Spaghetti and Baby CC, have also created a hand game type of thing. Whenever we do something really fabulous, we take the letters of in the fabulous word and we square the number of letters, right? Then we do that many high-fives. It's pretty wicked ill. Totally rad. Completely skater-lingo-esque.
Back to my inane self-amusment. I seriously don't need anything else but myself... and probably Patrick and Sophia to spur these thoughts. But I said, "HOLY SEX!!!" in our little AIM chat, and that made me laugh and think about how funny of a statement that is. Because it's like Catholic priests and small boys. Boy oh boy, I am very not PC. Hehe. How bamf.
Bah, I'm too bored to blog every single thing I've do OH WAIT I GOT A 95 ON MY PRACTICE REGENTS!!! HELLS YES!!! AND 100 ON MY MATH QUIZ!!! I AM A GENIUS!!! KISS ME!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE KISS ME BEFORE MY EUPHORIA WEARS OFF!!!
Bah, I'm bored again. Euphoria again. Oh, talking about euphoria, that note from Eerik to Shannon that pretty much the whole school knows about is giving me quite a giggle. I am a mean, mean person. But it's so funny!!!! Jeez Louise.
Oh, talking of Louise, the girl who plays Scout in the TKAM movie is pretty much the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Friday, May 5, 2006
Life in a Nutshell
Okay, here goes...
I have an ingrown toenail. We lost our second lacrosse games. The fair has come to Ransom Beach. Sunday is the anniversary of Greg's death. I don't have a doctor. I do have a wristband. I'm searching for something to sign a petition with. I lost three pounds. I have Eric P.'s confirmation party to go to tomorrow. "Epic" is a great word. I learned "sycophant". Corinne has an epic body. Sid is sycophant.
1) My toe hurt REALLY bad when I woke up Wednesday morning, so I didn't do gym, but I pill-popped my way through our lacrosse game. So I left school early today and went to me doc and she said that I have an ingrown toenail. Icky. This is the same toe that underwent burning and lacerating when I had that weird growth-type thing on it. My buds should remember that. ::shudder:: Maybe I should just cut the toe off.
2) Second lacrosse game lost by 5. One less than the last one. YES!!! Progress!!! Anyway, when we were doing shuttles before the game I hear someone yelling, "CC!!!" and I'm like, "Oh, great, Mom," so I ignore it, and then Shannon's like, "I think somebody's calling you," so I turn around and it made my day. Mom was holding an umbrella (silly rain) in one hand, Emma in the other, and was walking in front of Sarah. It made my day. Seriously. That's how much I've wanted to see them. Sarah, being the greatest thing on Earth, went to play on the playground, and Chrissy's little brothers decided that they would play a game and ask all the little kids on the playground to play except Sarah. Sarah, of course, runs after them, yelling, "Can I play??? Can I play???" and they, of course, look at her and say, "No." Sarah, not upset at all, comes over to my mom, where she was watching, and whispers in her ear, "Anette, those boys are boogey boys." W00t w00t, Sarah!!!
3) I met Nick today at Ralph's to manga before we went to the fair. Ummy um um. Mike and Pat ate at Mike's place and met us there while Nick and I were in a heated debate about eating habits. Silly, silly Nick. Then Cori comes and gets "Grandma's pizza" which is pretty much a square of bread with junk on it. And then we all walk across the street to the fair, where we ride rides and play plays and eat eats and meet Ali and Ricky and break Nick's ribs and cause Pat to internally bleed. And buy ice cream from Lucky. And throw up. And get kicked out of the fun house. And talk about Canadians. Anything I missed, one of you guys post it.
4) Well, Greg died a year ago Sunday. It's been a tough year, but we're getting through it. It'll be alright. This a is a really hard time for Madeleine, though, obviously. And the girls. I hope everything goes well. There's been trouble with the people that were supposed to buy their, and we've had to take in their cat, Ashley, who my cat tried to maul, and who has practically no teeth and could possibly have liver failure and is in REALLY bad shape. It's just tough.
5) My doctor is leaving the practice. I have the WORST luck with doctors. Jeez. They all leave as soon as they get me as a patient. I don't think they like me.
6) I got a wristband from the fair. You know, the kind you get for unlimited rides. I went all out. It's white with orange diamonds.
7) Signing petitons for EarthJustice.Huzzah.
8) Lost three pounds. W00t w00t. Still need to lose more. And prolly gained it back with that ice cream. Damn ice cream.
9) Going to a confirmation party even though I'm an athiest. Pretty nifty. Mom and I went shopping when I was supposed to be in school, and I got this awesome retro dress from H&M. It's so cool and d ifferent. It's off-white with pink flamingos and a kind of green floral pattern with green trim, a bow in the front, and big green buttons going down the front. With it, I got (at Claire's) a sparkly off-white headband, a green bangle, a green pair of dangly earrings, and shoes from someplace I forget. It's going to be really fun, because Sophia and Pat and Nick are going, so it should be good. Oh, and Alicia. Almost forgot about her. Can't do that.
10) My new word is "epic". It's just a great word. I started using it in Raplh's and now it's mine. I have it patented.
11) Mrs. Beers taught Sophia, Cori, and I a new word - sycophant. It means that you suck up to raise your status. Great word. I lick it.
12) Title says it all. Cori's body is epic. Discovered this in Ralph's. Also, Cori coincidentally lost her tooth in Ralph's. It was epic.
13) Reading Tom Sawyer in school. Yay. Sid is sycophant. That's how we learned the word.
Oh, all the Catholic kids went on a retreat today. Pshaw.
My computer has way too much lag. I aologize for anyt spelling errors. I can't see what I'm typing, because it shows iup kind of like6 seconds after I type it.
I have an ingrown toenail. We lost our second lacrosse games. The fair has come to Ransom Beach. Sunday is the anniversary of Greg's death. I don't have a doctor. I do have a wristband. I'm searching for something to sign a petition with. I lost three pounds. I have Eric P.'s confirmation party to go to tomorrow. "Epic" is a great word. I learned "sycophant". Corinne has an epic body. Sid is sycophant.
1) My toe hurt REALLY bad when I woke up Wednesday morning, so I didn't do gym, but I pill-popped my way through our lacrosse game. So I left school early today and went to me doc and she said that I have an ingrown toenail. Icky. This is the same toe that underwent burning and lacerating when I had that weird growth-type thing on it. My buds should remember that. ::shudder:: Maybe I should just cut the toe off.
2) Second lacrosse game lost by 5. One less than the last one. YES!!! Progress!!! Anyway, when we were doing shuttles before the game I hear someone yelling, "CC!!!" and I'm like, "Oh, great, Mom," so I ignore it, and then Shannon's like, "I think somebody's calling you," so I turn around and it made my day. Mom was holding an umbrella (silly rain) in one hand, Emma in the other, and was walking in front of Sarah. It made my day. Seriously. That's how much I've wanted to see them. Sarah, being the greatest thing on Earth, went to play on the playground, and Chrissy's little brothers decided that they would play a game and ask all the little kids on the playground to play except Sarah. Sarah, of course, runs after them, yelling, "Can I play??? Can I play???" and they, of course, look at her and say, "No." Sarah, not upset at all, comes over to my mom, where she was watching, and whispers in her ear, "Anette, those boys are boogey boys." W00t w00t, Sarah!!!
3) I met Nick today at Ralph's to manga before we went to the fair. Ummy um um. Mike and Pat ate at Mike's place and met us there while Nick and I were in a heated debate about eating habits. Silly, silly Nick. Then Cori comes and gets "Grandma's pizza" which is pretty much a square of bread with junk on it. And then we all walk across the street to the fair, where we ride rides and play plays and eat eats and meet Ali and Ricky and break Nick's ribs and cause Pat to internally bleed. And buy ice cream from Lucky. And throw up. And get kicked out of the fun house. And talk about Canadians. Anything I missed, one of you guys post it.
4) Well, Greg died a year ago Sunday. It's been a tough year, but we're getting through it. It'll be alright. This a is a really hard time for Madeleine, though, obviously. And the girls. I hope everything goes well. There's been trouble with the people that were supposed to buy their, and we've had to take in their cat, Ashley, who my cat tried to maul, and who has practically no teeth and could possibly have liver failure and is in REALLY bad shape. It's just tough.
5) My doctor is leaving the practice. I have the WORST luck with doctors. Jeez. They all leave as soon as they get me as a patient. I don't think they like me.
6) I got a wristband from the fair. You know, the kind you get for unlimited rides. I went all out. It's white with orange diamonds.
7) Signing petitons for EarthJustice.Huzzah.
8) Lost three pounds. W00t w00t. Still need to lose more. And prolly gained it back with that ice cream. Damn ice cream.
9) Going to a confirmation party even though I'm an athiest. Pretty nifty. Mom and I went shopping when I was supposed to be in school, and I got this awesome retro dress from H&M. It's so cool and d ifferent. It's off-white with pink flamingos and a kind of green floral pattern with green trim, a bow in the front, and big green buttons going down the front. With it, I got (at Claire's) a sparkly off-white headband, a green bangle, a green pair of dangly earrings, and shoes from someplace I forget. It's going to be really fun, because Sophia and Pat and Nick are going, so it should be good. Oh, and Alicia. Almost forgot about her. Can't do that.
10) My new word is "epic". It's just a great word. I started using it in Raplh's and now it's mine. I have it patented.
11) Mrs. Beers taught Sophia, Cori, and I a new word - sycophant. It means that you suck up to raise your status. Great word. I lick it.
12) Title says it all. Cori's body is epic. Discovered this in Ralph's. Also, Cori coincidentally lost her tooth in Ralph's. It was epic.
13) Reading Tom Sawyer in school. Yay. Sid is sycophant. That's how we learned the word.
Oh, all the Catholic kids went on a retreat today. Pshaw.
My computer has way too much lag. I aologize for anyt spelling errors. I can't see what I'm typing, because it shows iup kind of like6 seconds after I type it.
Tuesday, May 2, 2006
More Nicknames
Okay, so I have to do School Island and silly social studies notecards, but first I have to post about some new nicky-names.
Oh, and about the mini-bus that's number was "DWI". Hahah. Totally wouldn't take a ride on that bus.
Oh, and about my mom being emotionally disturbed.
But nicknames first. Because for some reason they're in really high demand.
Me: Thorlax the Bringer of Apple Body Lotion on Patrick's Arms; Tohen; Baby CC; Buttlodge
Jess: Diabolical Dina; Little Star
John (did I already post his?): Baywatch Bod'
Alicia: Attorney Nankles; Tour Guide Dorothy; Hottie with a Body
Steve: Vicky
See, these things are always changing and it's kind of hard to keep track.
Wow, my brother yells loud. And my mom is emotionally disturbed. Which I think I already wrote. But s/he/it is. I mean, sometimes she gets so weird. You don't get how weird it really is. I think it's the whole menopause thing.
Okay, I have to pee, so I'm making this a short post. I've been doing that more and more lately.
Oh, and about the mini-bus that's number was "DWI". Hahah. Totally wouldn't take a ride on that bus.
Oh, and about my mom being emotionally disturbed.
But nicknames first. Because for some reason they're in really high demand.
Me: Thorlax the Bringer of Apple Body Lotion on Patrick's Arms; Tohen; Baby CC; Buttlodge
Jess: Diabolical Dina; Little Star
John (did I already post his?): Baywatch Bod'
Alicia: Attorney Nankles; Tour Guide Dorothy; Hottie with a Body
Steve: Vicky
See, these things are always changing and it's kind of hard to keep track.
Wow, my brother yells loud. And my mom is emotionally disturbed. Which I think I already wrote. But s/he/it is. I mean, sometimes she gets so weird. You don't get how weird it really is. I think it's the whole menopause thing.
Okay, I have to pee, so I'm making this a short post. I've been doing that more and more lately.
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