Camp Tomorrow

Tomorrow, bright and early at 8:30am at Hofstra University, Corinny-pinny and I are leaving for Girl Scout camp (the dorks that we are). Hurrah bug-infested bathrooms!!!

The Swedes have left and given me my room back. Hurrah, void of space they previously occupied!!! Not that I don't love 'em. I do. It's just... I like my room. You know? We had fun, but... it's just... what I said before. It's so nice with the house all nice and empty and I can walk around in my underwear again. Which I actually did when they were here, too. We're Swedish. Give us a break.

I got back from Alicia's pool and discovered that I've only packed 3 pairs of underwear for 14 days of camp. Ummm... that's not going to work out well. Hurrah, dirty panties!!!

I got my first B-cup bras yesterday. I've been B for a while, but I haven't had B bras. One of them is bright green with lace panels and it's so freaking sweet. Hurrah, boobs!!!

I also went to Dick's (-stifles immature laughter-) and got a new mess kit... and... other things of that nature. What else did I get? OH, a really awesome new rain jacket that I actually will wear. I get so excited over a rain jacket. I should be put down. Hurrah, euthanasia!!! I got a lot of other stuff, too, but I don't remember what.

I ALSO went to Sears and got water shoes, which are mandatory for camp. Hurrah, stones not piercing my feet!!!

Where else did I go? Hurrah, short-term memory!!!

Oh, I went to Target to get my cute little travel-sized toiletries (-stifles more immature laughter). Toilet... trees... (-more laughter-) Hurrah, looking sexy but acting like you're three!!! Too bad I'm not sexy...

Aw, poor Elton John. He wants love... just a different kind... but it's impossible. -tear- Hurrah, homosexuality!!!

I really should pack up and get ready for camp, so I'm going to check out of this emotion-hotel.

My sweet Patrick...

I love you. I don't want to hurt you. We'll talk when I get back.

Dearest Ali and Jess and Hayden...

I'll miss you beeyatches so much. Kisses and hugs. Love y'all.

Fourth of Jew-lie

I had an awesome fourth. I don't know about you losers, but I had copious amounts of fun. I was barely off the beach from 11:00am to 11:00pm. An hour or two for the World Cup and dinner, a half hour for lunch, the whole she-bang. Ten minutes to get Advil for my head and non-skinned thighs. (My skin was grafted off by my super-fly new Billabong board shorts.)

Can you BELIEVE Italy beat Germany??? Two-nothing!!! It was a pretty awesome game - both of the goals were scored in overtime!!! One of them at 119 minutes - almost two hours into a match that's supposed to last an hour and a half.

Later in the day, after it had been Hannah, Jesper, and I - oh, Majsan, Thomas, Hannah, and Jesper are visiting us from Sweden - for a while on our BRAND NEW "Island Oasis" water-float-thing (complete with palm tree, ball-backrest-things, and cup holders), Steve joined us, then Nick, then Corinne and Mary, then Hayden, then it was Mike, Hayden, Steve, Nick, Hannah, and I all pushing each other off, and it was just fun in the water all day. And I's got a wicked sunburn.

And my neck hurts from looking up and watching fireworks.

And then we went back to Mike's pool and played.

Really awesome day.

I have to go call Jess now because she left a message saying she wants to go to the beach or something.