I am Claire, who is a tease

I realize these things:
- I haven't posted since the establishment of Child Labor Laws
- everything may change tomorrow
- I am not of sound mind and body
- this is not my last will and testament

However, this post is not going to quench your CC-thirst. Which is why I am Claire, who is a tease. ("The Breakfast Club," anyone?) This is merely a teaser, merely a list, which goes as follows:

Nine Reasons I Really Enjoyed The Say Anything Concert

1. The security guard we made friends with put us in the VIP parking and line
2. We were right up against the stage, in the front row, the entire time (except Steve, Lucas, and Nick, who went crowd-surfing, and in the middle of the second-to-last song Corinne got nauesous so we went to the bathroom)
3. I made friends with a kick-ass security guard.
4. My friend, the kick-ass security guard, poured water in our mouths, on our heads, splashed us, etc.
5. It was Corinne's first concert (besides gospel concerts, which totally don't count).
6. We went all the way to Sayreville, NJ, for it, which made me feel like a groupie.
7. Max, the lead singer of Say Anything, pointed at me and winked while we were singing a song.
8. In the first of three other bands, I fell in love with the bassist.
9. During one of the songs, a member of a different band who looked remarkably like a dwarf/lumberjack (lumberjack hat, dwarf beard, stocky, but not short) was dumped onto the stage in a garbage bag, and when he finally emerged after a lot of kicking all he wore was an orange Speedo.

It was sooooooooooooooooooooo good.